Geyser Daddy – Thirst Trap Park Ranger Mug (Black)
Product Description:
🌋💦 Shhh… nature’s not the only thing erupting.
Meet your new favorite mug: Geyser Daddy.
Inspired by the real reason folks are flocking to national parks (hint: it’s not the geysers), this black ceramic coffee mug features a tattooed, smoldering ranger who knows how to keep secrets — and how to stir up your morning brew.
Perfect for sipping tea, spilling it, or fantasizing about ranger TikTok at 7 a.m.
✅ 11oz or 15oz black ceramic mug
✅ Vivid full-color print of our sultry, inked-up ranger icon
✅ Microwave + dishwasher safe
✅ Pairs well with park maps, campfire gossip, and suggestive side-eyes
Bullet Points:
- Sassy Ranger Aesthetic: Clean design. Dirty thoughts.
- For National Park Girlies & Alt-Tok Survivors: You know who you are.
