My Emotional Support Animal Is a Gator on Meth – Florida Man Shirt
Introducing your new favorite Florida shirt: “My Emotional Support Animal Is a Gator on Meth.” 🐊💥
This hilarious and wildly unhinged tee celebrates the chaotic energy that only Florida can provide. Inspired by true Florida Man lore, this design features a fearless, unmedicated alligator in a support harness—exactly the kind of emotional stability we’ve come to expect in the Sunshine State.
✅ Perfect for Florida lifers, gator enthusiasts, and chaos connoisseurs
✅ Great gift for your unhinged uncle or that one friend who’s “totally normal”
✅ Printed on soft, durable cotton — built to survive hurricanes and headlines
Why You’ll Love It:
- Bold print on a bright caution-sign yellow background
- A nod to Florida’s unofficial mascot: the meth-powered gator
- Guaranteed to get stares at Waffle House and boat ramps across the state
Gildan Cotton T-Shirt
- Classic Fit
- 100% Cotton
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 7/8″ collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- For sizing details, click here.
Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt
- 100% Cotton (6 oz.)
- Classic fit, machine washable, cotton blend
- Preshrunk jersey knit
- Seamless double-needle 5/8″ collar
- Sideseamed
- Taped should-to-shoulder
- Tear away label
- For sizing details, click here.
